Man United’s Latest Transfer Whirlwind…

Manchester United have made waves with their third summer signing, Benjamin Sesko, unveiled just in time to polish the bench seats before their friendly against Fiorentina. The 22-year-old signed a five-year deal, snubbing Newcastle United, whose scouts must now be sulking more than an uninvited vampire at a garlic festival. Meanwhile, United’s transfer circus isn’t packing up yet as they eye Carlos Baleba but might need a piggy bank bigger than a hippo for his £104m price tag. They’re also keen on snatching up another goalkeeper and defensive midfielder before the transfer curtain falls.

Exciting rumors from MEN Sport have linked Gianluigi Donnarumma with a high-profile move as PSG looks ready to wave goodbye after talks went cold quicker than tea in the Arctic with his agent. While Donnarumma wouldn’t mind renewing his one-year PSG contract, the ink has yet to meet paper. In other theatre acts, United scouts are fluttering their wings over Internacional’s Ricardo Mathias, who could cost £56m—though his potential could hit stocks higher than a squirrel on a trampoline! With his current trajectory, investing now might just save United from an expensive auction later.