Hojlund’s Goal Drought Causes Fan Uproar…
Manchester United supporters seem to have turned into expert tacticians overnight as they humorously debate Rasmus Hojlund’s epic goal drought. The lack of goals became undeniably apparent during the FA Cup tumble to Fulham when a talented newbie, Chido Obi, showed why he’s not just good at FIFA but also on the real pitch.
Hojlund’s last goal adventure was in December against Viktoria Plzen, or as fans now dub it, “The Last Supper of Goals.” Concerned fans took to the comments section with the enthusiasm of solving a Rubik’s cube ready for MEN’s attention!
Mdh7469 pitched in with a throwback to the 70s, suggesting Hojlund isn’t a striker but more of a midfield maestro in disguise. Meanwhile, AKewell thinks some striker group therapy could do the trick, recommending Hojlund share the spotlight with a shiny new scorer.
Skeptics like Sav7 believe Man Utd should just order a new formation off Amazon Prime, while GrahamP insisted Hojlund would score more if the ball actually reached him—touché!
Whether Hojlund continues his zen mission of peace by avoiding nets or reinvents himself, it’s certain Man Utd fans will keep their comedic tactical suggestions rolling. Join the banter in the comments!
