Amorim Preps United’s Arsenal Battle Plan…
The anticipation for the 2025/2026 Premier League season is so intense at Manchester United, even the club’s butler is ironing the kit with trembling hands. They’re hosting Arsenal at Old Trafford this Sunday, and coach Ruben Amorim is deciding his lineup. He faces a ‘selection headache’, a condition more painful than realizing you’ve double-booked your wedding and a football match on the same day! Amorim mentioned that his players need to impress him in training to change his mind, which is about as easy as convincing a cat to take a bath.
Among the squad, Bruno Fernandes and Amad have golden tickets as guaranteed starters, a bit like being the only two people on Earth who can eat unlimited chocolate without gaining weight. These gents played every single preseason friendly, from Sweden to the United States, where they demonstrated their soccer wizardry. Amad might continue at right wing-back, delighting fans and pigeons alike with his fancy footwork. Fernandes, whose position is still under debate, might just end up playing everywhere at once – yes, even goal! As for Matheus Cunha and Bryan Mbeumo, they’re likely to handle the No.10 spots, armed with enough flair to out-dance their way into Sunday’s starting XI against the Gunners.
