Red Devils Bag a French Import!…
Hold onto your scarfs, Red Devils! Manchester United is pulling a rabbit out of a hat — or rather, a French striker out of the baguette basket! Enzo Kana-Biyik is fluttering into Old Trafford on a free transfer like a biker speeding through the cobblestone streets of Paris. The paperwork is the last hurdle, lingering like a hangover after a French wine tour, but once that’s sorted, Kana-Biyik will officially join the Theatre of Dreams.
Expect Enzo to be delivered like a perfectly aged cheese, straight from Le Havre — the same French vault Paul Pogba sprang from! There’s been talk of him getting loaned out faster than a hot croissant at breakfast, but nothing’s baked yet. In his previous escapades, this young 18-year-old wonder scored 9 goals in 16 matches, making defenders look like lost tourists on the Champs-Élysées!
United’s own language maestros are already reciting French faster than a runaway escargot to welcome him to Carrington. With multilingual staff ready to greet him like honking geese, Kana-Biyik will be right at home, planning his goal-scoring spree through the Premier League. Stay tuned, footie fanatics, the ball’s about to roll at United! Allez, Enzo!
