Will Hjulmand Cross the English Channel?…
In a plot twist worthy of a comic book, Manchester United find themselves on a delirious bidding adventure that not even their legendary Red Devils can control. The object of their affection? None other than Morten Hjulmand, the Danish dynamo spinning webs in Sporting Clube de Portugal’s midfield! But hold on to your scarves, fans — the price tag reads €80million, a sum that could convince even the Wizarding World’s Gringotts to weep.
The tale becomes juicier than a stadium pie as mischievous Manchester City dribble their way into the scene, threatening to foul United’s romantic tango with Hjulmand. But wait, there’s more! Juventus is poised to jump into the fray with an offer that could involve Douglas Luiz and some bonus cash pillows. The twist? Luiz’s wage demands are as high as a Ronaldo goal celebration, making this deal as tangled as a dawn net-fishing expedition.
Meanwhile, Morten stands firm with the calm of a seasoned goalkeeper facing a penalty. Comfortable in Portugal, this midfield maestro enjoys his sunny tapas afternoons and shows no rush to skip to dreary Manchester drizzle. The selling club’s boss, Varandas, guards his star like a dragon atop a football-gilded mountain, ready to swoop down unless a bid so magical appears that it’s engraved in football folklore! Tune in, because the midfield madness is just getting started!
