United Decides Against Midfield Reinforcement…

Manchester United had more pressing matters on their plate than adding new midfielders during the summer. While they welcomed Matheus Cunha, Bryan Mbeumo, Benjamin Sesko, Senne Lammens, and Diego Leon to the team, their midfield stayed untouched like a forgotten pizza slice in the fridge. The club believes the current options, including Bruno Fernandes and Casemiro, are strong enough to hold their own. These players have started all three Premier League games this season with their lightning-fast feet and magnetic personalities.

United took a peek at Carlos Baleba, valued by Brighton at an eye-watering £100 million. Imagine that—it’s like buying a moon made out of cheese! The hefty summer spending of £215 million made further buys a challenge, so they sent Toby Collyer to West Brom for growth opportunities while Mainoo’s request to be loaned out was blocked. Mainoo is now in a friendly wrestling match with Bruno Fernandes for a starting spot. Manager Amorim dreams of a day when these midfield battles will be as thrilling as a superhero movie plot twist.