MUDSA’s Witty War with Old Trafford’s Stewards…
Manchester United’s Disabled Supporters Association (MUDSA) seems to be starring in a soap opera at Old Trafford, complete with plot twists. This season, they’ve fired warning shots at Sir Jim Ratcliffe and his crew over the “fading” glory of stewarding standards. It seems some stewards are avoiding chit-chats with disabled fans like vampires avoid garlic.
The cherry on top? An outrageous 15% hike in disabled parking fees! Who knew parking a car could be more expensive than scoring in the Premier League? MUDSA’s letter didn’t mince words, suggesting the stewards could use a class on “How Not to Ignore Base Alarms” while multi-tasking as human roadblocks, obstructing views for fans.
MUDSA threw in a dramatic line about the parking fee hike being as welcome as a red card on a winning spree. They even hinted at a ‘discount’ saga worthy of a comic strip, echoing a thriller’s plea with Sir Jim to reconsider. Meanwhile, United remains staunchly defensive, citing their “commitment” like a loyal football fan clinging to game day nachos. With MUDSA rallying to save their members from vanishing wallets, the question remains: Will United make amends or continue in the sequel of “Football Club Gets Funny (and Expensive!)”? Stay tuned!
