Jackson’s Sticky Prem League Love Affair…
In a twist more tangled than spaghetti on a windy day, Manchester United head honcho Ruben Amorim has his eyes locked on Chelsea’s own hot-footed wizard, Nicolas Jackson! The lad from the land of Teranga seems to have caught a serious case of the Premier League bug and doesn’t fancy a change of scenery to the land of pasta and pizza just yet. Reportedly, his dream is painted in red as Amorim intensifies his quest for a goal-scoring guru faster than a referee waving a red card on a dive.
News from das German Skyland and echoed in the land of sunshine, Sky Sport Deutschland, shouts that Jackson, after mesmerizing with 30 fairy-tale finishes in 81 games, graces Amorim’s striker wish list. United’s brainy board is already chattering like hyperactive squirrels, discussing if they’re ready to break the piggy bank for Chelsea’s giggling goal goblin. The Blues, meanwhile, are in the midst of their own shuffle, recently signing Liam ‘Spring Chicken’ Delap and Joao ‘The Dancer’ Pedro, leaving Jackson wondering if he’s just a bench-warming spectator at the Bridge.
Whispers of a whopping £80 million golden price tag isn’t phasing United’s bigwig Blazers much. Despite the shadows cast by dazzling deals involving Liverpool’s shiny new acquisition, Hugo Ekitike, and United’s own sprints to grab Bryan Mbeumo and friends, Nicolas Jackson’s heart seems to throb Premier League goal nets or perhaps just a throb for Amorim’s tactical talks. But will the Red Devils pounce or is it all just another exercise in transfer window smoke and mirrors? Stay tuned where the goals and gossip are unreal, but the football fantasty remains oh so real!
