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Hold onto your cleats, folks, because the mighty Red Devils are off on another whirlwind pre-season adventure! Yes, Manchester United are strapping jet engines to their boots and blasting off to the glitzy lands of the USA. The Premier League Summer Series is kicking up dust as United lock horns with West Ham, Bournemouth, and Everton. You can almost hear Bryan Mbeumo’s debut boots squeaking from across the Atlantic as he dazzles alongside new-comer Matheus Cunha, whose ball skills are hotter than a Las Vegas sidewalk in July!

But wait, the real drama might just unfold outside the football circus ring as the sizzling striker hunt goes on! With transfer drama rivalling a soap opera, rumours are swirling faster than a wayward corner kick. Marcus Rashford’s headed to Barcelona for a siesta, while Alejandro Garnacho and his merry band of wantaway turnstiles – Jadon Sancho, Antony, and Tyrell Malacia – are still waiting in the wings for their next act. Who’s the next big shot striker to light up Old Trafford? Stay tuned!

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