Lisandro’s ACL Adventure!…
Batten down the hatches and tighten your shin pads, folks! Manchester United’s very own rubber-band legs, Lisandro Martinez, has whipped up a whirlwind of joy faster than a squirrel on espresso! The Argentine powerhouse has been wrestling with an ACL injury since February, and word on the street is, he’s bouncing back with a vengeance. Last seen being carted off the field in a flood that made Noah’s ark look dry, he’s now pumping iron hard enough to make gym rats jealous!
In a dramatic twist straight out of a football soap opera, Lisandro’s Instagram has become the place to be! Donning his United gear like a knight preparing for battle, Martinez served up an inspiring cocktail of five words: “The comeback is getting closer.” And if the video of him bench-pressing gravity was anything to go by, this lad is as determined as a bulldog who’s just spotted its tail.
Despite knees that have been busier than a GPS system, the plucky defender is raring to get back into the thick of the action under Ruben Amorim’s tactical wizardry. So, grab your popcorn and hold onto your scarves, because the Lisandro Martinez show is gearing up for a prime-time return!
