Greenwood’s Family Frenzy…
Stop the presses, footballers and footballettes! Mason Greenwood, the former Man United maestro with feet faster than a squirrel on a caffeine high, has dropped a Mother’s Day shoutout that would melt even a referee’s icy heart. From Marseille’s sardine-flavored stands, Greenwood paid tribute to Harriet Robson, his partner in both life and European club-hopping escapades. “Oi, you deserve a Golden Boot for Mothering,” he gushed, while Robson sported a Greenwood shirt, perfectly accessorized with their little tyke, a future ball-juggling wizard.
Rewind to the drama days — Greenwood found himself benched faster than you could say “VAR check” when allegations that could send any player’s career offside came to light. But with the CPS waving the yellow card and dropping all charges in February 2023, the pitch plot thickened once more. Manchester United, not wanting to play a game of poker, loaned him out to Getafe’s sun-kissed La Liga lineup. Ten goals, 36 matches, and who knows how much paella later, Greenwood dribbled back to England, only to jet off to Marseille, scoring French goals like Ratatouille scores Michelin stars.
As the sea breeze strokes his locks in the land of baguettes and berets, Greenwood racks up 16 goals in 29 glamorous showdowns. As it stands, The Marseille Mistral, a new nickname perhaps, is taking the Ligue 1 world by storm, making defenders cry out “Merde!” as he dances past them to the Champions League finish line. Keep your eyes peeled and your croissants ready; this is one family man who’s not just kicking it at the family front but on the field too!
