The Tale of 18 Red Devils on the Run…
Welcome to the dizzying carousel of Manchester United’s summer departures, where 18 Red Devils took a whirlwind trip down the transfer slide and into a chocolate box of quirky destinies! Meet Matheus Cunha, arriving at Old Trafford like a knight in shin-golden armor, thanks to a jaw-dropping ÂŁ62.5million transfer from Wolves! But hold onto your abacus, folks, as exits outpaced arrivals faster than a winger on roller skates. In exit row lane, a flurry of former United adventurers embarked on brand spanking new journeys across the football galaxy.
Our first stop is the eccentric world of the Isthmian League, where plum-picking goalkeeper Liam Plumley found himself playing the Hokey Cokey, swapping Hartley Wintney for Herne Bay in a blink! Then there’s Wan-Bissaka, who fancied a jolly jaunt to West Ham, where he transformed into the Swiss Army knife of defenders, tackling positions like a football chameleon. And oh what a tale, as Varane jumped ship to Italian club Como, only to hang up his boots earlier than a rooster at daybreak!
Meanwhile, the Under-18 prodigy Lawrence took a pit-stop at the club-less rest area, while the likes of Van de Beek and Greenwood samba-danced their way to La Liga and Ligue 1 goals respectively. Even McTominay found himself in the pizza paradise of Napoli, smashing Serie A goals like pepperonis on his path to legend status. It’s a giant game of musical chairs, my dear footy aficionados, with Scott McTominay the ‘Godfather’ of Napoli, and a fleet of fellow ex-Reds painting their new clubs red with their electrifying antics!
