Kean’s Fiorentina Fireworks…
Holy goal bonanzas, Batman! Moise Kean, the human goal factory and hand-crafted striker who puts the Euros into ‘€52m’, is apparently not packing his bags for Manchester United anytime soon! Despite being linked with an Olympic-size leap to Old Trafford, this goal-munching marvel seems determined to stay in the land of pizza and Vespa. “I’m on a mission to score more hat-tricks than pizzas delivered on a busy Naples night!” Kean joked, as he launched another verbal nutmeg to keep reporters on their toes.
Meanwhile, Manchester United’s shopping list for their summer spree includes a new centre-forward, and they’d need to high-kick it faster than a soccer ball in a pinball machine to trigger Kean’s magic release clause. But wait, there’s more! Fiorentina, with the cunning of a fox in a football kit, are trying to secure Kean with a shiny new contract. What did Kean reply? “Sure, I’m sticking around. Firenze’s llamas need me,” he probably thought to himself, reminiscing his epic goal-fests last season.
Back in Old Trafford’s dressing room, the Red Devils are playing striker roulette with Rasmus Hojlund and Joshua Zirkzee. If Moise doesn’t say ‘ciao’ to Italy, will he gallop off to Saudi Arabia on a flying carpet of cash? Stay tuned for the drama and maybe give that WhatsApp subscription a good goal-line clearance for more morsels from the football cosmos!
