Omar Berrada’s Pep Talk to Fans…
Omar Berrada is as “confident” as a cat in a room full of laser pointers about Manchester United’s new signings lighting up the season! Matheus Cunha, with a ÂŁ62.5million tag, first strutted through the Old Trafford doors from Wolves. Then came Bryan Mbeumo from Brentford after a month-long negotiation tango that looked like it might need mediation from a dance instructor! Next, young Benjamin Sesko jaw-dropped his way in from RB Leipzig for €76.5million. Meanwhile, Leon completed his summer move, initially set for January. Can you already hear the roars at their potential debuts?
In an address to fans, Berrada spoke as if he’s penning the football Declaration of Independence, saying, “Welcome to another thrilling ride!” After a pre-season globetrotting act more intense than a rock band on tour, they’ve returned to their plushly renovated Carrington base. It’s so fancy you’d assume they had a team of interior design superstars flown in! The club has been tirelessly assembling an Avengers-level squad under Jason Wilcox’s watchful eye. Berrada assures fans that with Matheus, Bryan, Benjamin, and Diego in the mix, this season is bound to be nothing short of extraordinary!
