Manchester United’s Onana and the Desert Drama…
Andre Onana is gearing up for the sunshine, the sand dunes, and possibly a generous paycheck as he is linked with a move to the Saudi Pro League. In a plot twist worthy of a Hollywood blockbuster, the Manchester United goalie recently swapped agents, choosing one who’s known for organizing enchanted voyages to the Gulf. With United ready to shake things up like a snow globe, new manager Ruben Amorim is preparing to do a complete overhaul of the team.
The 40-year-old has managed to keep his cool while dealing with the current squad, including the occasionally wobbly Onana. Having been fetched from Inter for a cool £47.2 million, Onana found himself in hot water last season after a series of hiccups that left United with a rather unsightly negative goal difference. As United inches towards another season amidst goalkeeping blunders, every player’s future is as secure as Jell-O on a rollercoaster.
According to The Sun, Onana might be packing his bags for Saudi Arabia, following in the footsteps of Cristiano Ronaldo and other illustrious Red Devils. With his timely agent switch, he’s poised for a possible lucrative Arabian adventure, like two former Chelsea stars who ‘Al-ready’ made their moves to the sandier pastures. Looks like Onana might be trading Manchester drizzle for a bit of desert sparkle!
