Antony’s Funny Exit from Man Utd to Betis
Antony’s foot’s nearly in Betis, juggling €22M and Instagram love! United’s got a cheeky 50% lottery win clause. Betis cracked the math! Bienvenidos, Antony!
Man United’s Goalkeeper Conundrum Unfolds
Man United’s goalie hunt is crazier than a Waldo search! With Onana wobbly and Bayindir’s fumbles, they’re eyeing new keepers faster than a circus juggler!
Victor Lindelof Joins Aston Villa: Transfer Day Fun
Victor Lindelof swaps Man United jerseys for Aston Villa’s, keeping it local! Will his defense be Villa’s golden ticket or just a cereal surprise? 🏆
Senne Lammens Set for Man United Move
Man United’s snagging Senne Lammens faster than a cheetah on skates! Swapping goalies and numbers like a magic trick in chaos! Who’s packing? Stay tuned!
Garnacho Bids Farewell to Man Utd Fans
Garnacho waves goodbye to Man Utd with Chelsea’s ÂŁ40M unicorn deal! From derby drama to farewell flair, it’s a football fairytale twist!
David de Gea Questions Transfer Window Rules
David de Gea kicks off a transfer talk storm, questioning window rules! United hunts for goalie gold as De Gea dazzles in Italy, questioning deadlines!
Keylor Navas Relieved as Man Utd Transfer Fails
Keylor Navas chuckles, as a broken fax saves him from a Man Utd transfer! Instead, he built a Real Madrid legacy, nabbing titles like a dessert-loving cheetah!
Lineker and Shearer Roast Amorim’s Antics
Lineker and Shearer hilariously slam Amorim’s penalty phobia! Is he avoiding volleys or running from ghosts? Leadership needs courage, not candy fright!
Lisandro Martinez Praises Man United Striker
Man United’s Lisandro Martinez calls Falcao a rare PokĂ©mon—a legend despite tough times! Ronaldo’s gourmet fast food in the football world? Catch the surprising praise!
Jadon Sancho’s Great Villa Adventure Begins
Sancho’s off to Aston Villa, dreaming of goalpost applause like Rashford before him. Will he score more goals than hairdos in his new football quest?
Lammens Joins United Amid Goalie Shuffle
Old Trafford’s goalie saga is a circus with Lammens juggling alongside Andre Onana’s blunders and Bayindir’s yo-yo antics. Who’ll claim the top jersey?
Man United’s Martial Transfer Masterstroke
Man United dodged a ÂŁ7.2m bullet with Martial! A clever clause saved them from an epic payout. Now at AEK Athens, Martial’s oyster stayed pearl-less!
Tony Mowbray Banters on Amorim’s Genius Use
Tony Mowbray’s puzzled: Amad playing right wing-back is like Picasso painting fences! What’s up, Amorim? Amad’s magic deserves the spotlight, not defense!
Jadon Sancho Set for Aston Villa Loan Move
Jadon Sancho’s jetting off on a wild Aston Villa loan escapade! Can he shake off the Man U blues and hit Birmingham with a bang? Stay tuned!
Man United’s Wild Transfer Deadline Hopes
Man United’s transfer deadline is a game of cat herding, with wild exits and hopeful new arrivals. Can they pull off the ultimate football miracle?