Man Utd’s Mainoo Transfer Madness
Man Utd scores big with a wild 3-2 win, but the real drama is Tottenham eyeing Mainoo before the transfer window slams shut like a haunted door!
Reds Secure Wild 3-2 Win at Old Trafford
Reds win in a 3-2 rollercoaster at Old Trafford! Amorim does a nail-biting dance as Bruno’s penalty saves the day, leaving fans shouting for ‘good days’!
Bryan Mbeumo’s First Goal Joy with Man Utd
Man Utd’s new star, Mbeumo, zooms like a caffeinated cheetah to his first Premier League goal, thrilling fans louder than a rock concert!
Matheus Cunha’s Miraculous Recovery Stroll!
Matheus Cunha’s hammy drama turns sci-fi as he struts like Bolt post-injury scare! Ready for Brazil and eyeing Man City’s showdown. Cloud-floating, anyone?
Amorim’s Striker Shuffle vs Burnley
Amorim benches Sesko, opts for Zirkee in a wild Man United vs Burnley game, like picking a cookie over a gourmet brownie! Sesko’s unicorn-like appearances continue!
Man Utd Star Duo Hit by Injury Alert!
Man Utd’s injury alert: Cunha and Mount leave like they’ve found missing homework! Will the Red Devils outplay City without their dynamic duo?
Garnacho’s £40m Move to Chelsea Confirmed
Garnacho ditches Man Utd’s bench for Chelsea’s spotlight in a £40m move! He’s now part of the Stamford Bridge circus, ready to make football confetti!
Bruno’s Penalty Heroics Sink Burnley
Bruno’s penalty magic tricks Burnley as Man United turns a tense match into a comedy show! VAR plays sidekick; Burnley stumbles like a cat in a dog park!
Man United’s Dramatic Win Over Burnley
Man United 3-2 Burnley: Old Trafford’s library silence shattered by chaos! Own goals, blunders, and a Bruno penalty – it’s a cat chasing lasers!
Man Utd Penalty Drama vs Burnley
Man Utd’s penalty hopes popped like a soap bubble after VAR magic and ref Mike Dean’s wild twist, leaving them without a point and an injured Cunha!
Napoli Snags Striker Hojlund from Man United
Napoli nabs Hojlund from Man United, trading bikes for race cars! With Conte’s eagle eye and €44M potential, it’s a striker’s Italian adventure.
Man Utd Players Drop Hints Before Burnley Clash
Man Utd’s Sesko & pals drop Instagram clues before Burnley match, hinting line-up changes! Can they snag a win, or are they stuck in a snail race?
Watch Man United vs Burnley Live Info
United’s on a cat-herding quest! Hopeful for a Burnley win, they’re ditching TV for global streaming on DAZN, Peacock, and more. Unicorn sold separately!
Man United’s Goalkeeper Chase Heats Up
Man United aims for Senne Lammens while Altay Bayindir dances around! Goalkeeper chase hotter than a bullfight! Will Lammens be the knight of Old Trafford?
Man U’s Floundering Antony Transfer Fallout
Antony’s Real Betis transfer flop leaves him suitcase-ready at Old Trafford. Nine goals last season, and now he’s juggling future plans with greasy mitts!