Will Pogba’s GPS Point to Old Trafford?…

Paul Pogba, the once-dynamic Manchester United midfielder, has been on a football-free vacation after a brief rendezvous with higher testosterone levels. Handed an 18-month timeout on the bench, the pitch has been craving his signature style ever since. Dreams were fuelled with endless speculation, like those mysterious chats with David Beckham in Miami or a rumored return to the Theater of Dreams (that’s Old Trafford for you non-Manchester folks!).

After waving goodbye to Juventus in quite the emotional farewell Instagram montage, the Frenchman is now a free agent. He’s as elusive as a golden snitch at Hogwarts, leaving fans and bookies guessing his next dazzling destination. Meanwhile, in the land of baguettes and croissants, Pogba laughed off whispers of joining forces with Mason Greenwood at Olympique Marseille, crediting it to Uncle Pat’s playful banter – Wes Anderson movie-worthy level.

The Arsenal buzz was enthusiastically spread by former player Bacary Sagna, suggesting Pogba might just blend perfectly with the youthful vibe at Emirates Stadium. Whether it’s ruling MLS with Beckham or returning to United, Pogba remains mysterious. He swears on showing a ‘new’ Paul on the grass – with even bigger appetites, but that’s a different kind of hunger, folks!