Pogba’s Non-Reunion with Greenwood…
Once upon a pitch and a pinch of fairy dust, Paul Pogba almost pirouetted back to the theatre of dreams known as Marseille, but alas, no Mason Greenwood duet in sight! Pogba, that midfield maestro excommunicated into the wilds of ineligibility due to a naughty DHEA testing tiff, now finds himself tapping his shoes to a Monaco melody. That lil’ black-and-white striped saga with Juventus? Finito! Monaco is about to get Pogba-fied, with all those mid-fielding falsetto runs he’s known for.
As it stands, Pogba’s fitness made Marseille sniff and say, “Mon dieu!” like a Frenchman sniffing day-old baguette. They’ve got enough footie cheffs cooking up a midfield storm with Hojbjerg, Bennacer, Kondogbia, Rabiot, and all the rest. No room left in the inn for another hustle bustler, it seems. The Pogba-Greenwood reunion chorus? Cancelled before the first note was sung—like trying to waltz in a crowded kitchen!
So, with a pom pom and a hop, Pogba’s off to Monaco! It’ll be his French homecoming after all these years since leaving Le Havre in his golden boot youth days. But their Old Trafford friendship tales will get no sequel—Greenwood’s solo act in France will stay that way. And our dear Pogba? He’ll kick it solo, noperson to swerve with into the dance of goals and assists. Better luck next fantasy transfer window, eh?
