Rashford’s Superstition Showdown with Amorim…
In the whimsical world of football, where superstitions reign supreme, Manchester United manager Ruben Amorim and former Red Devil Marcus Rashford are not exactly besties over which end of Old Trafford to play towards. Amorim’s stat-loving heart insists on attacking the Stretford End in the first half because numbers say so. Rashford, on the other hand, sees it as pure blasphemy!
According to Rashford, “the magical Stretford End” should be saved for second-half shows, ideally when the team needs a pep-up a la turbo boost. “It’s like having a second cup of coffee in the afternoon; it just makes everything better,” he once declared. Meanwhile, the stats are throwing shade his way, proving Amorim right with United collecting more points and scoring more goals when they attack the Stretford End first. Who knew statistics could be so sassy?
Since Rashford’s transfer on loan to Aston Villa, he’s been dishing out assists like free candies but hasn’t netted one himself yet. Not to worry, the former Man United star is now off on adventures with England’s national team and eyeing a face-off with PSG in the Champions League. As for the Red Devils, they are busy bolstering their Europa League run, hoping Rashford’s exit order wasn’t their season’s lucky break’s kryptonite!
