Red Devils Shower Rashford with Love, Catalan Style…
If football had a soap opera, Marcus Rashford’s glittering debut for Barcelona would be episode numero uno! Mere mortals wouldn’t comprehend the megawatt showcase our hero displayed by donning the famous blue and red stripes of Barça. United fans channeled their inner Shakespeare as they poured out more hearts than an overzealous emoticon machine, and past and present Red Devils liked the post faster than a Ronaldo freekick.
In a whirlwind plot twist Swifter than Messi on a caffeine surge, Rashford sashayed into the land of the rising sun to tango with Vissel Kobe. For 33 rollicking minutes, the Rash-Man was cutting shapes on the field, before being pulled for a strategic minute management session! Manager Hansi Flick assured the world that Rashford was treated like a prized Fabergé egg, what with him being a week behind the training squad and all. Can’t have him pulling a muscle when the social media likes are flowing!
And talk about team spirit! Everyone from Bruno Fernandes to the ghost of Juan Mata’s glorious United past smashed that like button harder than a defender on a mistimed tackle! The fans, the team, the world, and possibly a distant Martian society cheered as the legend began its Catalonian chapter. Vamos Marcus!
