Manchester United Striker Gets 2/10…

Manchester United striker Rasmus Hojlund is being roasted like a Christmas turkey by Danish media due to his not-so-scorching performance for Denmark against Portugal. Facing a 5-2 soccer bashing, Hojlund couldn’t quite bring the Danish delight to Lisbon in the Nations League showdown. Despite his cameo heroics in the first leg, the second outing didn’t go as smoothly, and the Danish soccer drama unfolded in a less-than-ideal script for our hero.

In a match that became as chaotic as a soccer soap opera, Hojlund was swapped out at the 73-minute mark. It seems the Danish press was less forgiving than your picky aunt at Christmas dinner, giving him a measly 2/10 rating. It’s not all doom and gloom, though; the media suggested passing the ball might be a good start. Oh, and if he could include more than just “bad touches,” that’d be fab too!

The young striker, who moonlights as a hopeful rising star for United, has had a rough patch since his pricey arrival. With just 24 goals in 82 appearances, Hojlund seems to be searching for his groove. Still, manager Ruben Amorim is playing the supportive parent card, reminding everyone that it’s not just the Hojlund show – it’s a team game. Here’s hoping the promising footie lad finds his scoring boots soon!