Antony and Cunha on Old Trafford’s Radar!…
Manchester United are wandering through the Premier League like a lost flock of sheep trying to tango with seagulls, after a jaw-dropping stoppage time heroics that gained them a pity point against Bournemouth. Ruben Amorim’s merry band of not-quite-victorious warriors are seemingly allergic to winning league games since mid-March, but they’ve turned into Europa League titans with a 3-0 whoop-de-smash opera against Athletic Bilbao. Although they’re sitting just two points beyond the 16th-placed Tottenham flamingos, the Reds have four more chances to stir the pot and fly up the table!
In Transfer World, Arsenal apparently thinks Manchester United’s Antony is a shinier trophy than a Golden Boot, winking at the Brazilian’s dazzling returns from Real Betis. Antony has been storming Spanish fields like a footballing flamenco dancer, bumping up his sticker album value and giving United a golden goose to cash in. Who needs buy options when you’ve got sparkly form and transfer gossips bubbling hotter than a cauldron?
Hold onto your shin guards, for Matheus Cunha is about to swipe the summer spotlight like a pro at the penalty spot. Despite his price tag being chunkier than a Christmas turkey, United are wearing the ‘I Want You’ cap with pride! Enter stage left, Cunha’s dad’s cryptic Instagram activities—a dad’s ‘like’ is obviously a modern contract signing ritual in disguise. Keep your kit washed, folks! The transfer train’s about to chug through Old Trafford, and all that’s left is to see if United can seal the deal faster than a striker with Golden Boots!
