Devils Face Blues with Comic Twists!…
Once upon a mad football eve, Manchester United’s merry band of ball-kickers are prancing to Stamford Bridge! They gallop into this London coliseum after a tragic tumble with West Ham hammers last week. With a Europa League final tickling their brains, it’s said that United manager Ruben ‘The Juggling Jester’ Amorim is planning a squad reshuffle worthy of a circus! Without dauntless defenders Leny Yoro and Matthijs de Ligt, who’re currently battling the Injury Ogre, Chelsea looks like the fairytale villain ready to snatch victory!
Our wizard-like writers have donned their prediction hats and cast their starting XI spells! The prophecy says Onana, the goalie, will mambo back into the fray after his weekend playtime was cruelly cancelled. Alejandrito Garnacho, the exceptional understudy, is tipped to pirouette into action too, despite everyone’s wishes to save him in a cozy bench of blankets! England U17 darling, Mantato, might also make a surprise grand entrance on the pitch, just like a dandelion in a thunderstorm!
George Smith, a bard of all things football, tweets that Amorim must concoct a perfect potion of players! Don’t wake the sleeping giants Harry Maguire, he warns, let the midfield maestros Ugarte and Casemiro frolic in perfect harmony like two peas in a pod! With strikers as scarce as unicorns, Rasmus Hojlund’s appearance is stranger than a lunar eclipse, while Amorim evaluates Amad’s match-fitness better than any magic 8-ball could!
