Ferdinand Defends Bruno from Keane’s Verbal Karate…
In the red corner, we have Rio Ferdinand swooping in to defend Bruno Fernandes from Roy Keane’s legendary verbal punches. The Irishman’s tongue might be more poisonous than a snake in a bar fight, but Rio’s not having any of it. When Keane’s words hit Bruno harder than a misfired penalty, Rio clapped back by recalling Roy’s savage past on the training ground.
Keane’s been on Bruno’s case like a cat on a laser pointer, despite Bruno’s scoreboard prowess – eight goals and nine assists, folks! The grumpy Irishman huffed and puffed on the Stick To Football podcast, demanding more fight from his fellow midfielder. But Ferdinand argues that Keane’s leadership tactics are about as out of fashion as an 80s mullet, and a trip down memory lane proves it.
Rio reminisces about Keane once telling a young lad he’d end up in a pub team – Ouch! But Ferdinand insists laughter’s the best medicine when Roy’s tongue starts lashing. Meanwhile, Bruno’s just trying to save the day with his dazzling footwork, taking Keane’s critique like a champ, and promising to be the best captain Bruno he can be – while dodging all Keane’s kung-fu comments.
