Ferdinand Fumes at Fumbling Man U Duo…
In a jaw-dropping twist of fate worthy of a soap opera cliffhanger, Manchester United managed to introduce their very own version of ‘Fast and Furious’—starring none other than ex-Red Devil, Anthony Elanga! Like a sonic boom in scarlet boots, Elanga whizzed past United defenders faster than a cat spotting a cardboard box, helping Nottingham Forest snatch a 1-0 victory so early it might as well have come with a side of breakfast pancakes.
Veteran Man U firestarter, Rio Ferdinand, pulled no punches and pointed the finger at three Red Devils who apparently missed the memo on their defensive responsibilities. Patrick Dorgu, Alejandro Garnacho, and Noussair Mazraoui were in the spotlight as Ferdinand, rather like an agitated seagull eyeing a discarded chip, squawked from the TNT Sports studio. Dorgu was apparently playing hide and seek, Garnacho thought he was teaching a ballet class, and Mazraoui had a philosophical moment just when decisiveness was the order of the day.
Not one to hide his quicksilver delight, Elanga rendered defenders as static as garden gnomes, later declaring himself a speedster superhero in interviews. His lightning pace is now a rumoured secret weapon at Nottingham, though for United, the only silver lining might just be some new tires for their team bus ahead of the impending Manchester derby mayhem!
