Man United’s Striker Needs a Goal-sized GPS…
If Rasmus Hojlund needs a helping hand, look no further than Wayne “The Wisdom” Rooney, who hilariously suggests the young striker act like a GPS for goals! According to Rooney, patience isn’t just a virtue; it’s the only virtue for a striker who can’t seem to locate the net!.
Finding himself benched so often he might start a furniture company, Hojlund finally saw some action against Arsenal. Alas, his goal poofed like a magician’s disappearing cat. Ever the optimist, Rooney chuckled through Match of the Day 2, reminding everyone that tapping into simplicity might just be the medicine for Hojlund’s goal allergy.
Rooney insists that the big red button labeled “Panic” should remain untouched. His advice? Make a beeline for that penalty box, pronto! After all, there’s a lot of chatter questioning if Hojlund’s map is upside-down or what. Meanwhile, the rest of Manchester United should start playing “Where’s Waldo?” with their form. With a slight smirk, Rooney adds, “Hojlund needs his delivery team, you know, those guys in red shirts who bring the ball to him?” Until then, a goal for Hojlund remains more elusive than Bigfoot!
