Keane’s Tongue Lashing Leaves Man U Squirming…
In a spectacular display of verbal fireworks, Roy Keane recently unleashed Criticism Vol. 2 on Manchester United’s captain, Bruno Fernandes. Known for delivering barbs sharper than his tackles, Keane seemed to have forgotten to sprinkle a bit of sugar on his spicy critiques. Some say his tongue is mightier than the boot he once wore, and this time it ricocheted straight at Fernandes, the one United player who still has some hair left to lose.
The legendary midfielder, who sees second place as a consolation prize, isn’t new to speaking his mind. While he’s not queuing up for a role in United’s backstage drama, some folks are hoping for his return. But with Keane’s words hanging over the club like a dark cloud on a Manchester afternoon, this reunion is about as likely as a day without rain in England.
Bruno Fernandes might not be the captain Keane once was, but he’s seemingly the life raft keeping United afloat in turbulent times. Remove him, and the team might just find themselves playing rock-paper-scissors with Ipswich Town for a seat in the Premier League. Bruno’s got spirit, and you can count on him to keep dodging those Keane-shaped bullets!
