Keane’s Family Team Up Against Lupus…
In a twist more unexpected than a bicycle kick from a full-back, Caragh Keane, daughter of legendary midfield machinist Roy Keane, has tackled her way through the fiendishly tricky defense known as lupus. Whistling along the sidelines of life since 2021, Caragh found herself caught in the offside trap of this autoimmune condition, her own immune system doing a two-footed tackle on the wrong opposition – her own healthy tissues!
Dubbed “The Indomitable Sweetpea” by fans of her father’s aggressive playing style, Caragh faced the unpredictable weather of symptoms, including blistering that left her digits looking like they’d been doused in the über-spicy dressing of a fiery podcast standoff. Not even the Keane family’s famous ability to steer clear of red-card moments could prevent the fatigue hits that made a quiet haircut feel longer than stoppage time during a nil-nil draw.
But with a support squad sporting both moral and financial backing from coach Dad and cheerleader Mum, Caragh launched her very own healthy food brand. Each organic bite promises to invigorate fans faster than a free kick at the final whistle, showing lupus who’s the real captain of this match. Together, this team is in for the win, with supplements and a clean lifestyle passing the lupus test harder than Roy passed a ball in the Premier League!
