The Clock is Ticking for Amorim at Old TraffordâŠ
Ruben Amorim, Manchester Unitedâs resident philosopher, seems to be playing a game of âHow Long Can I Last?â at every press conference. If youâre wondering why the buzz words of the week were âshort-lived,â âlooking at options,â and âWhat happens if I donât make it to Old Trafford on time?â you can blame Amorim. Heâs already got his bags packed for a potential early exit before Sundayâs Arsenal clash.
On one hand, Amorim is busy performing a tactical makeover that could make United look as polished as Mikel Artetaâs Arsenal. But letâs face it, his win record resembles an unlucky lottery ticket. With the team currently making itself comfortable at 14th place, fans are starting to wonder if they could become part-time heartbreak therapists. Nonetheless, the board remains optimistic, or at the very least, resigned, to believe in his long-term visionâjust like you still believe in Santa.
While Amorim keeps throwing little pity parties, the Manchester United brass still seems convinced he will do a magical Arteta-style switcheroo. Despite his perpetual shoulder-shrugging, Amorim still has every chance to erase the doubt cloud and claim âLifesaver of Old Traffordââif he ever stops talking himself out of a job!