Amorim’s Wild Manchester Shuffle…
The bewitching wizard of wingards, Ruben Amorim, has concocted a football potluck with his squad for Manchester United’s face-off against the ASEAN All-Stars. With less time to train than it takes to boil an egg, Amorim plans to shuffle his deck of players faster than a card shark in Las Vegas! Among the starters, we’ve got a motley crew featuring Andre Onana, Harry ‘The Headgear’ Maguire, and the ever-daring Manuel ‘Ball-Wizard’ Ugarte, with the newbies Reece Munro and Jack Moorhouse crashing the party like they own it!
Young Munro, at a fresh 18 years old, is set to strut his stuff on the right of the back-three, joining the ranks with Ayden Heaven and the mighty Maguire. Meanwhile, Jack Moorhouse is poised like a poker chip on the edge, ready to pounce into the No.10 role, playing sidekick to Kobbie Mainoo. With the seasoned pros chillaxing on the bench like it’s a hammock in the Bahamas, United lovers are bound to behold a second-half twister with the likes of Jonny Evans, Bruno ‘The Maestro’ Fernandes, and Alejandro Garnacho in the wings, itching to jump in!
Straight from MUTV, Amorim’s master plan is all about teamwork and balance, like mixing a football smoothie with just the right kick! He’s slapping the jet lag with a mighty tactical fly swatter, while making sure the kids get to play in the grown-up sandbox next to the big guys. How will this daring display from Amorim’s Red army play out? Tune in or miss out on the kung-fu football kicks flying live from Kuala Lumpur!
