Paul Scholes Locks the Final with Two Words…
In a performance that could make Shakespeare take up football commentary, Manchester United pirouetted to a delightful 3-0 ballet against Athletic Bilbao! The semi-final saga was as thrilling as watching a cat chase its tail, with Red Devils maestro, Harry Maguire, channeling his inner ballerina to deliver a cross that had defenders tangled in their own bootlaces. Casemiro’s majestic header almost stopped time as it nestled in the net.
As the football gods would have it, Rasmus Hojlund orchestrated a penalty opportunity sharper than a hedgehog in a suit. The referee’s decision, served with a side of red-card salad for Dani Vivian, saw Bruno Fernandes double down on the scoreline like a bingo caller on a roll. United, now in cruise-ship command, found their sunloungers in Spain with Fernandes adding more pizazz to the scoreboard.
The renowned football prophet Paul Scholes, bless his golden boots, simply declared, “It’s done,” when asked if the fat lady had sung for Bilbao’s chances. With stats shiny enough to blind a moth, 133 teams scoring thrice in Europa’s opening quadrants mean United’s ship is sailing true! And with such a display, who wouldn’t want to kick back on a podcast and revel in more United antics? Ahoy, glory, here they come!
