Scholes Spots Change in Man United’s Pre-season…
Paul Scholes has unleashed his inner Sherlock Holmes, suspecting that Ruben Amorim has ordered his Manchester United squad to arrive for pre-season as fit as Olympic sprinters. During their recent American escapades, Scholes watched with eagle eyes as the Red Devils triumphantly held the Premier League Summer Series trophy after wins against West Ham and Bournemouth, and a draw with Everton. Despite last season’s unexpected dips being worse than a roller-coaster, Amorim kept his crystal ball predictions to a minimum. Scholes praised the improved fitness, jokingly imagining them doing one-arm push-ups through their shopping lists.
In a chat with ESPN, Amorim hinted at a culture overhaul at the club, treating players less like toddlers and more like professional athletes. He jokingly mentioned that if players misbehave, he’ll show their blunders as if airing bloopers on a sitcom in front of the team. United’s transfer spree continued like a shopping cart on turbo mode, securing Matheus Cunha, Diego Leon, and Bryan Mbeumo, with Sesko almost in the bag. Scholes also noticed Kobbie Mainoo’s new-found vigor, imagining the youngster outpacing the Flash, and pondered over his potential positions. Is he the new commanding midfield magician or a dynamic No. 10 on the rise? Only time will tell in this football mystery!
