Paul Scholes Gets Under Red Devil’s Skin…

Once upon a pitch, deep in the land of pies and penalties, a Manchester United star nearly blew a gasket when his footballing idol, Paul Scholes, turned into a goblin of critique! The legendary midfield maestro, now a bard at TNT Sports and The Overlap, has been turning tables with his unseasoned critiques. Scholes, a wizard with words, was dealing out truths like an overzealous referee with a card collection, claiming United’s spot at lucky number 13 in the Premier League.

Distraught by this verbal volley, an anonymous member of the Red Devils scribbled a letter, aiming to settle the score over a training ground tĂȘte-Ă -tĂȘte. Scholes, the eternal gentleman, rolled out the red carpet (or perhaps a red card) and offered his digits for a chat. But alas! Like a striker facing an open goal, the player ghosted! Leaving Scholes wondering if players today are made of glass or pudding, he jested that he’d love to hash it out over coffee—or maybe a warm brew of humility.

Ever the fan of the red shirts, Scholes lamented as he watched the club fumble around like a confused puppy chasing its tail. “I do love them,” he sighs, as United simmers in its own stew. Being a Manchester City player might be a smoother ride, but without drama, where’s the fun? Scholes stands ready, phone in one hand, a mug of tea in the other, waiting for the next contestant in football’s most amusing gripe session.