Injuries, Precautions, and Europa Drama!…
Tottenham’s gaffer, Ange Postecoglou, is sweating buckets as the Europa League final against Manchester United looms like a cloud full of confetti over Bilbao, Spain. With the stakes higher than a kangaroo on a trampoline, his squad might be wobbling with injuries this sunny side of the rainbow. Word from Ange is that midfield maestro Pape Matar Sarr tweaked his back in a way that made everyone hold their breath like a balloon animal, while young Mikey Moore’s legs turned to jelly due to pure exhaustion!
Ange assures us that Pape isn’t riding the pain train but rather just took a quick pit stop to avoid turning into a human pretzel. Meanwhile, Moore wobbled with fatigue, proving that even the young stallions need a salt lick sometimes. With United also licking their wounds after a Chelsea chew-out, this game promises to be a clash of tired titans! If Sarr and Moore can’t lace up their boots, they’ll join the likes of Radu Dragusin and other benchwarming bros on the sidelines.
The Manchester United fans are biting their nails, waiting to see if Spurs stumble any further in this slapstick saga. Join the Manchester Evening News for the nitty-gritty, juicy gossip, and wild speculation that could rival a soap opera – with less heartbreak and way more match balls! Our experts are yakking and cracking on the Manchester is Red podcast, your new best friend whether you prefer to read, listen, or laugh at your leisure!
