Ten Hag Avoids Man United Talk in England…

Erik ten Hag, now leading Bayer Leverkusen, returned to England and dodged questions about Manchester United like an elusive squirrel avoiding nuts! After his dance with success at Ajax, he took a whirl with United, winning the 2023 Carabao Cup and flaunting possibilities. However, his sequel season was like watching a cat try to swim—a bit of a mess, landing United in their Premier League basement.

Back on the pitch with Leverkusen in London, they unfortunately lost to Chelsea, 2-0, like trying to get a cat to approve of a dog in the living room! Still, Ten Hag stays optimistic, crafting plans for more trophy glory—because who doesn’t love lining their shelves with shiny things? Despite chatter about United, he’s focused on Leverkusen, claiming nothing tastes sweeter than those soccer victories!