Brentford Bests Bewildered United…
In a far-off land known as Gtech Stadium, ruler Thomas Frank and his merry Brentford bees buzzed their way to a honey-sweet 4-3 victory against the mighty Red Devils of Manchester. It began like a football fairytale for United with a surprise cannonball from Mason Mount early on, but it swiftly turned into a pumpkin of misfortune. Sir Kevin Schade swooped in twice, his feet moving faster than a cheetah on rollerblades, and just for flavor, the spirited Luke Shaw decided to add a spicy own goal salsa!
The drama didn’t stop there, folks! Schade showed off his skills again while brave Yoane Wissa made it 4-1, leaving United’s defenders looking like headless chickens at a disco. But wait! Like a phoenix rising from the ashes (or perhaps more like a pigeon flapping from a puddle), Alejandro Garnacho and Amad provided some dearly missed hope to the awestruck United fans. Alas, the comeback express ran out of steam, and rescue remained a distant dream.
Post-match, Thomas Frank, the sage of sarcasm, sympathetically remarked that Manchester United “struggle in many ways”. He sympathized about De Ligt’s injury, but let’s be real — the Red Devils were chasing their own shadows most of the time. Control and command were on Brentford’s side from the first whistle, proving they were the real lions on the pitch! Fancy footwork? Check! Aggressive pressing? You bet! Game, set, buzz — victory for Brentford!
