Manuel’s Mad Dash to Avoid a Two-Game Timeout…

Manchester United’s midfield maestro, Manuel Ugarte, is toeing the line between glory and a dreaded two-game vacation. The Uruguayan sensation, who’s been busy collecting yellow cards like they’re going out of style, could soon be swapping antics on the pitch for anxious views from the stands if he doesn’t curb his on-field enthusiasm.

With a whopping eight yellows in his Premier League debut season at the Theatre of (Yellow Card) Dreams, Ugarte needs some chill before Premier League referees deliver the dreaded yellow card double whammy. The stakes are high as United face a showdown with Nottingham Forest, the derby with Manchester City, and maybe a battle at Newcastle’s St. James’ Park—all matches where Ugarte must stay the model citizen to play on.

The plot thickens as Ugarte competes with teammate Harry Maguire, who’s just a card and a seven away himself from a similar fate. It’s more suspenseful than a last-minute transfer window! So, folks, whether you’re team Ugarte or rooting for him to cool his jets, keep a close watch on this yellow-card calamitous countdown. Get all the latest play-by-play drama with our free WhatsApp group, newsletter, or Manchester is Red podcast. It’s entertainment for the whole family, minus the anxiety!