Amorim’s Men Begin with a Narrow Loss…
Manchester United kicked off their 2025/26 season with a hair-thin loss to Arsenal, getting slightly edged out like a giant trying to squeeze into a small taxi! The lone goal came courtesy of Riccardo Calafiori’s impressive header. Despite this, United’s new signings Matheus Cunha and Bryan Mbeumo made some daring attempts that kept fans on the edge of their seats. Ruben Amorim has several positives to build on, with Patrick Dorgu and Matthijs de Ligt displaying their football wizardry. It appears the bromance brewing between Cunha and Mbeumo might just be better than peanut butter and jelly!
Last season’s attitude drama was waved goodbye, as shown by United’s reaction to defeat—falling to the ground as if their team bus suddenly turned into a pumpkin at midnight! Players like Matheus Cunha, Matthijs de Ligt, and Leny Yoro expressed disappointment after a match where United matched Arsenal stride for stride. Meanwhile, the mysterious absence of Alejandro Garnacho at Old Trafford, alongside a tampered photo by a cheeky fan, had no negative ripples among supporters. Cunha’s engaging debut proved to be the orchestra, conducting Old Trafford to new noise levels. Stick around for more exciting stories coming your way—cue the superhero entrance music!
