Will United’s Missteps Lead to Europa Glory?…
“Follow, follow, follow,” sang the ever-hopeful Manchester United fans, dreaming of a sunny Bilbao getaway. While they didn’t manage a win against Real Sociedad, the star of the show was the Video Assistant Referee from the Netherlands, famed for his dramatic performances. United still believes they can conquer the slow-motion Sociedad – and who knows – maybe even face Athletic in the semis. But first, they must brave the slow-paced back-and-forth on the pitch.
Leading the Red Devils’ comedy sketch was Joshua Zirkzee, whose goal was like molasses – slow but sweet. Alex Remiro, the flat-footed goalie, was left wondering if he should slow down himself. Despite a penalty blunder against Fulham being fresh in memory, Zirkzee was showered with love like a hero reborn. His pal, Rasmus Hojlund, was seeing stars after an impressive shotless streak that has now reached a whooping 19 games.
Real Sociedad brought siesta mode to the pitch, unintentionally convincing Junior Pedroso that La Liga defenders are softer than cotton candy. Meanwhile, a melodramatic Dalot-Hojlund exchange added to the collection of United’s “finesse” moments. As Casemiro slowly coasted through, United fans embraced a chance to dance for their European dream – with or without Sociedad’s sleepwalking attempts. Here’s hoping for a happy ending in Bilbao, folks!
