Yoro and De Ligt Play Hide and Seek…
In a plot twist that would make even the most dramatic soap operas blush, Manchester United’s injury woes have turned into a comedy sketch of epic proportions! Manager Ruben Amorim is giving his injured stars, Diogo Dalot, Matthijs de Ligt, and Leny Yoro, more time to prove their fitness before the Europa League showdown! Yoro trotted off like a one-legged pirate during the Sunday clash against West Ham and was last seen bedazzling the Carrington gym with his aching foot dance routine! De Ligt, on the other hand, has been doing a remarkable impression of a ghost since his mysterious exit after the Brentford match, with Amorim keeping daily tabs hoping for a miraculous recovery!
Amidst the chaos, United’s defense lineup looks like a game of musical chairs, with Lisandro Martinez and Ayden Heaven in sick bay, leaving the club with an ensemble cast of unlikely heroes. Noussair Mazraoui, Harry Maguire aka “The Tower of Defense,” Victor Lindelof, Jonny “The Viking” Evans, and Luke “The Sheepdog” Shaw are all warming up to potentially save the day, or at least form a human wall in front of the goal! Meanwhile, wing-back Dalot is performing Herculean rehab challenges to get back into the spotlight, desperately trying to dodge the double injury whammy like an agile squirrel on Red Bull!
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