A Comedy of Injuries at Old Trafford…
Manchester United’s medical room is busier than a London Tube station at rush hour! The Red Devils, aiming to seal their spot in the Europa League final against Athletic Bilbao, have quite the medical drama on their hands. With a colossal 3-0 lead from the first leg, you’d think they’d breezed past the opposition in the same style as a Cristiano Ronaldo free-kick. But European football, that cunning trickster, says otherwise — just ask the lads about that mysterious Lyon debacle!
Dalot’s calf is sulking harder than a kid without candy, sending him to the stands for who knows how long. Heaven’s having a celestial journey of his own with a “small setback” that’s kept his boots off the pitch. Meanwhile, De Ligt took a grand, if unintended, exit against Brentford with a knee that decided to take a siesta. Amorim’s poker face reveals zero plans for De Ligt donning the United colors until Chelsea waves hello — if the football stars align, of course.
Meanwhile, Zirkzee’s hamstring went on strike as dramatically as a soap opera plot twist, saying adios to this season’s fixtures. Martinez’s knee is on vacation until August, thanks to a wayward ACL. And let’s not forget Toby’s leg — it’s on its own mystical quest with a possible return date as whispery as a fan rumor. Who knew injuries could hold more suspense than a season finale, right? Till then, United’s physio table is the star of the show, and the team marches on with more bandages than medals!
